By mauvais
Sunday, 21 February 2010
Jarvis Cocker doing the Beyonce Put A Ring On It dance for an audience of tiny masked villains who are all trying to watch Jarvis
and rob a Cash Converters at the same time. A helicopter piloted by Charlie Brooker flies overhead. Charlie is commenting on the scene below.
Friday, 19 February 2010
David Dimbleby eating some pork scratchings while all around him camp cows play with a skipping rope. The cow who is skipping is really good
In the background, Rome falls
By teuchter
Friday, 12 February 2010
disasterpaint being dug out of a grave by looters, stripped of its valuables and discarded as a worthless corpse but then against all odds resurrected
All this being viewed by a collection of grubby internet recluses on their PC monitors, of course
By mauvais
A shoe eating a cow who would like to be a horse
And all the horses can read the cow's mind, and they're standing in a field looking at the cow, wishing him evil, because they're nasty horses who think that only horses should be horses.
Also, the grass is purple.
And Dorothy is flying past in the background, like in that original bit of the Wizard of Oz, only she's not in a house, she's in a Ford Capri, and she's not in a tornado, she's in a spiralling mass of McDonalds McFlurry.
Also, the grass is purple.
And Dorothy is flying past in the background, like in that original bit of the Wizard of Oz, only she's not in a house, she's in a Ford Capri, and she's not in a tornado, she's in a spiralling mass of McDonalds McFlurry.
The Wicked Witch of the West may or may not have an opinion on this. Either way, her opinion (or lack thereof) is made evident by her expressionful visage
By mauvais
It's quite specific. It involves a pond. But it's a bit surrealist, Dali-esque in some ways, cos it's a pond made entirely of hands. Open hands.
...Facing upwards.
Now, in this picture, there's a man. There are some really cool cartoony motion-suggesting lines around him, that suggest he's falling at a speed approaching terminal velocity. Maybe in the background you can see what he's falling from. It's either a tower that's several billion feet tall, or possibly a space shuttle, or a really really high plane.
Thing is, he's falling incredibly fast from a huge height.
Now, in this picture, there's a man. There are some really cool cartoony motion-suggesting lines around him, that suggest he's falling at a speed approaching terminal velocity. Maybe in the background you can see what he's falling from. It's either a tower that's several billion feet tall, or possibly a space shuttle, or a really really high plane.
Thing is, he's falling incredibly fast from a huge height.
And he's upside down, looking at the pond of outstretched upwards facing hands he is about to land in. His neck is bent right round, so you can tell that he's going to hit the pond of hands with his nose first.
By ymu
A farmer whose crop of King Edward potatoes has undergone a genetic mutation. The potatoes have become mobile and are taking revenge on the farmer
...who was going to dig them up and send them to a crisp factory. The potatoes are blind, though, and can't see where they are going
By kitty_kitty
fogbat reclining in a fancy armchair whilst an enormous backlog of broken promises and contracts slowly grows around him, creating a mass of paperwork
...which is starting to compromise the structural integrity of his house but which is proving to function as an effective barrier between him and the crowd of angry lawyers and heartbroken young children which has now been encamped outside his front door for quite some length of time
By kitty_kitty
a (totally) pimped out tractor going up the M10 with a cow in disco clothes driving it drinking tramp beer out of one of those hats that hold 2 cans
...of the stuff (you know with the big straw) and being pulled over by an extra-terrestrial copper who has fish for feet and goldfish bowls for shoes
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